blonde's joke

juancachorro · 01-16-2006, 08:41 PM

blonde's year in review

1.. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

2.. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

3.. March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said"2-4 years!"

4.. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

5.. May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!

6.. June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

7.. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

8.. August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because
top was down.

9.. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

10.. October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

11.. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!

12.. December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the phone!!!

bxjdmhatch · 01-16-2006, 08:45 PM

LMAO...those were good..werd:-)

92sibubble · 01-16-2006, 11:49 PM

lmao funny stuff

Lender69 · 01-16-2006, 11:58 PM

that shit is funny..

***Soroush*** · 01-17-2006, 12:07 AM

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

berlinaS2k · 01-17-2006, 01:52 AM

lol...good stuff

***oreo*** · 01-17-2006, 02:31 AM

hahahahahahahaha

EXTRAturbo23 · 01-17-2006, 08:35 AM

lol :p

MzTeg · 01-17-2006, 09:14 AM

O wow ..LOL

***SYPHON*** · 01-17-2006, 10:53 AM

LOL LOL Those were good.

01-16-2006, 08:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
juancachorro Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Westchester NY, Bogota-Colombia Posts: 3,975 iTrader: (2)	blonde's joke blonde's year in review 1.. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. 2.. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! 3.. March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said"2-4 years!" 4.. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! 5.. May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! 6.. June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. 7.. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! 8.. August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. 9.. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? 10.. October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. 11.. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! 12.. December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! __________________ 89 Camry-Junked91 Integra-Sold98 Audi A4-Sold03 R6-Sold94 Hatch LS/V-Sold*99 Acura TL-Daily Driver

01-16-2006, 11:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lender69 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NeW yOrK cITy Posts: 1,009 iTrader: (0)	that shit is funny.. __________________ "all thieves are expletive cowards who cant hold it down on there own so they have to go bite other peoples hard earned possessions" NYCNR.COM :-)cloud

01-17-2006, 12:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
*Soroush* Leck mich am Arsch! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tomb of the Mutilated (Tempe, AZ) Posts: 7,966 iTrader: (0)	Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ I SOLD MY SOUL FOR ROCK 'N' ROLL One should not love or hate anything until it is understood. www.myspace.com/deav666

01-17-2006, 01:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
berlinaS2k Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: strong island, NY Posts: 1,670 iTrader: (0)	lol...good stuff __________________ S2ki.com

01-17-2006, 02:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
*oreo* One time, at bandcamp... Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Around the way... Posts: 7,547 iTrader: (11)	hahahahahahahaha __________________ www.honda-tekh.com the old zeroforum, new honda-tech...spread the word.

01-16-2006, 08:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
bxjdmhatch Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: MA Posts: 11,153 iTrader: (0)	LMAO...those were good..werd:-)

01-16-2006, 11:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
92sibubble Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: PA Posts: 1,074 iTrader: (0)	lmao funny stuff

01-17-2006, 08:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
EXTRAturbo23 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: LI, New York Posts: 1,132 iTrader: (0)	lol :p __________________ I <3 Boys On Boost ;)

01-17-2006, 09:14 AM	#9 (permalink)
MzTeg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NY Posts: 2,138 iTrader: (0)	O wow ..LOL

01-17-2006, 10:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
*SYPHON* am i in or or out? Join Date: May 2004 Location: Cambridge MA Posts: 2,909 iTrader: (0)	LOL LOL Those were good. __________________

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